Jarrod's Fan Mail
Here's what people are saying about Jarrod's Page. . .
"Hello my name is Jarrod. . . I don't have a web page but if I did
it'd be better than yours. . . . Oh yeah, you suck. Have a nice life."
"Dear Jarrod, you know, you're one of the corniest, stupidest people
ive [sic] ever seen--and I've never even met you! You must be
very proud. Continue to make everyone's lives miserable."
"I must say. . . you have a very. . . INTERESTING page. Everything
is funny. . . EXCEPT for the jokes. . . yeah. . . . I do know another
JARROD--the true spelling--and he's great and cooler than you, and better
than you--basically you don't deserve to lick his shoe--but you're always
welcome to lick my finger (54 other people HAVE). You SUCK. . . but in
a very nice way might I add. If you were offended by anything I just
said--sux [sic] to be you, cause [sic] it's too late, you
can't do anything about it!"
"Dear Jarrod. . . I am a college student. I have a friend named
Jarrod and he is a college student too. I think that my friend Jarrod
is a lot cooler than you. And I've never seen his homepage but I bet
that it is cooler than yours too. This homepage really made me
appreciate my own friend Jarrod because I thought they were all the
same. I even have friends that are girls that are cooler than you. I
guess you are probably very upset by the content of this letter, but I
wouldn't worry because tomorrow is a new day."
"Dear Jarrod, we must say that we were very disappointed with your
homepage. We found it to be pathetic in fact you poor sad loser.
Especially terrible were the jokes that you so 'cleverly' mad [sic] up all by
yourself. Where we live in Melbourne Australia the Jarrods we know are
a lot better than you. We feel you are putting the university of
California to shame. Please get a life before you graduate from college
or else you will be just another poor sad loser into computer science.
Congratulations on making our night so humourous!!!!!"
It goes without saying that my heart swells with pride whenever I receive
such gushy praise from the far corners of the globe.
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