Area Man's Mailbox Empty


TALLAHASSEE, Fl.--When 48-year-old Tallahassee resident William Crane opened his mailbox yesterday afternoon, he was surprised by what he saw: absolutely nothing.

"I can't really explain it," said Crane. "This was totally unexpected."

Crane said that this is the first time he could remember his mailbox being empty on a Wednesday.

"There was this one Thursday, about six or seven months ago, when my mailbox was empty, but I was too busy carving our Thanksgiving turkey to even worry about it that much."

Crane was unable to find a correlation between yesterday's unsettling lack of mail and previously observed postal delivery trends.

"I've noticed a pattern where my mailbox seems to be empty every Sunday. But yesterday was a real surprise. I hope nothing bad happened to the mail carrier."

Crane indicated that he was expecting to find a Publisher's Clearing House entry, an appointment reminder postcard from his dentist, and a Val-U-Pak coupon supplement in his mailbox yesterday. The current whereabouts of those items are not known.


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