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The Kumquat-Cabbage is a work of satire. The names of all people in all stories are invented, with the exception of public figures. If you see your name somewhere, rest assured that I was not talking about you. Unless you're a public figure. If you are a public figure, rest assured that whatever I said about you, I made up.

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