Geary reports that the kid in the next apartment over is always playing his electric guitar so loud that it's impossible to even hear yourself think.
The little brat punk, who should spend more time attending his classes at the local community college and less time diddling with that freakin' noisemaker, has kept Geary and his wife, Maureen, awake many a night by playing his Fender Stratocaster at extreme volume levels until well past 9:00.
"I've complained to the landlord several times, but they never do anything about it," said Geary. "And whenever I pound on the wall and holler at the little twerp to knock it the hell off, he just yells back that I should bite him."
The thoughtless little bastard disturbs his peaceful neighbors all hours of the day and night, despite the fact that, in Geary's day, young people had respect for their elders and would never dream of playing amplified instruments, instead choosing to enjoy the musical stylings of a string quartet or well-groomed polka band.
The no-good miscreant has also been known to carry on all through the night hosting parties that often include the girls and alcoholic beverages.