The Kumquat-Cabbage


Volume 1, Issue 1
Thursday, July 22, 1999


HEADLINES

Clinton Buys One, Gets One Free

Frito-Lay Announces Cheetos Y2K-Compliant

Rookie Cop Arrests Man for Possession of Rogaine

Area Man's Mailbox Empty

Woman Can't Tell If It's Ironic or Just a Coincidence

Neighbor Kid Plays His Damn Guitar Too Loud




EDITORIAL

I Met a Weird Guy at McDonald's and It Cost Me Six Dollars


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