9. You think the "Bakery Algorithm" says that you pay less for day-old bread.
8. When you heard there was going to be a makeup midterm, you studied all of your mom's old Avon catalogs.
7. Nobody told you your I.Q. is supposed to be higher than the course number of any class you take.
6. You've been staring at a keyboard for days and you still can't find the letter Q.
5. You're writing a top ten list when you should be reading chapters seven, eight, and nine.
4. The title of your project: "How Linux Reacts When You Stick a Wad of Chewing Gum in the Disk Drive."
3. You answered "B" on all exam questions--even the short answers.
2. Every time you boot up your own kernel, the screen says, "Oh, THIS oughta be good."
And the number one sign you're going to fail CS 163. . .
You're taking CS 163.