My Favorite Quotes

Favoirte CS Quotes

"Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as
cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it." --Kernighan

"Let it never be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!" from
"Listen, do you smell something?" from
"I'm gonna get out of the car, and drop you like 3rd period French." from
"You gotta walk before you can crawl."
"Reverse that." from
"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!" from
"Does this suite make me look fat?"
"No. Your face does." from

"I don't have gay jungle fever!!" who
"I'm not angry. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine."
"Please! What about all the women you've slept with? Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife..."
"Would you please get off my ex-wife?"
"I will if you will."
"Well... dammit! Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you." who
"I know you and I have never really connected. Maybe that's because you're relentlessly annoying, or maybe it's my fault because I can't tolerate relentlessly annoying people. I don't know." who
"Are you just gonna roll over like that?"
"That's weird, I asked him the same thing last night.
"Where's the outrage? The anger? The hate?"
"Again, last night!"
"You've gone soft."
"Okay, now it's getting spooky." who
"I miss you so much it hurts sometimes." who
"I'm fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet there'd be only one website left, and it would be called, 'Bring Back the Porn!' " who
"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it..."
"...By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments." who
"I swear, that young man has killed so many people, I'm starting to think he might just be a government agent." who